Saturday, February 25, 2017

I Will Always Write Back: How One Letter Changed Two Lives by Caitlin Alifirenka & Martin Ganda

12 and Up 
The true story of an all-American girl and a boy from an impoverished city in Zimbabwe and the letter that changed both of their lives forever.
It started as a 7th grade assignment. Everyone in Caitlin’s class wrote to an unknown student somewhere in a distant place. All the other kids picked countries like France or Germany, but when Caitlin saw Zimbabwe written on the board, it sounded like the most exotic place she had ever heard of – so she chose it.
Martin was lucky to even receive a pen pal letter. There were only 10 letters, and forty kids in his class. But he was the top student, so he got the first one.
That letter was the beginning of a correspondence that spanned 6 years and changed two lives. In this compelling dual memoir, Caitlin and Martin recount how they became best friends – and better people – through their long-distance exchange. Their story will inspire readers to look beyond their own lives and wonder about the world at large.

This story takes place between the years 1997 to 2003. They first started sending letters when Caitlin was 12 and Martin was 14. This story shows what true friendship and true kindness is. The friendship between Caitlin and Martin is amazing and inspiring. Every generous gesture from Caitlin and every kind word from Martin fills my heart with happiness that true friendship exists in the real world.

Caitlin is your normal American girl, a character I’ve read about many times. She’s obsessed with boys and pays too much attention on how she looks for a good part of the book. She still has a lot of growing up to do. Caitlin is naïve to Martin’s life situation for a good part of the story. It’s not really her fault because Martin doesn’t tell her straight out. It’s hinted to her quite a bit but she doesn’t catch the hints.

If you want an example on how Martin lives, watch the movie ‘Queen of Katwe’ and you’ll get a good idea. Martin’s family is desperately poor. They live in one of Zimbabwe’s worst slums and shares one room with another family, a mattress their only furniture. The way people live in Zimbabwe is horrifying and confusing and I could go on and on about how horrible life is like over their so you’ll just have to read the book or watch ‘Queen of Katwe’ to see what I mean.

This next part gives away a lot of the story but I have to say it. When Caitlin realizes what Martin’s life is like she does everything possible to help him. She even gets her whole family involved. Her family starts sending money, care packages and helps Martin find a scholarship in the United States. My favorite part of this whole story is Martin’s family’s reaction to all the things given to them. They don’t think of this as charity or as pity help like a lot of people in the books I’ve read do. They see Caitlin as their angel and are extremely grateful for everything she’s done for them.

I honestly don’t know if I could have written to a pen pal in a far away land in 7th grade. I was going through some major anxiety at the time and everything scared me, wither it was something mundane or extremely stressful. Now that I’m older and calmer, having a pen pal sounds pretty cool. I feel like if I had read this book back in middle school, it might have motivated me into having one (Example: the only reason my family went salmon fishing is because we saw it on Magic School Bus). I’d probably want a pen pal from either the Philippines or Australia. The Philippines because that’s where my dad is from and I’d like to know how kids life are like over there and Australia because it sounds like a cool place and I’d want to ask them if they’ve ever seen a kangaroo or a koala up close.

This book proves that people can change people for the better and should be mandatory middle school reading.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Lunatics by Dave Barry and Alan Zweibel

WARNING!! Rated R for strong language!

If you get offended easily, DON’T READ THIS BOOK!
Philip Horkman is a happy man – the owner of a pet store call The Wine Shop, and on Sundays a referee for kids’ soccer. Jeffrey Peckerman is the sole sane person in a world filled with goddamned jerks and morons, and he’s having a really bad day. The two of them are about to collide in a swiftly escalating series of events that will send them running for their lives, pursued by the police, soldiers, terrorists, subversives, bears, revolutionaries, pirates, a black ops team that does not exist – I repeat, does not exist – and a terrorist dressed as Chuck E. Cheese.
Where that all takes them you can’t begin to guess.

I thought “Grasshopper Jungle” was a crazy book but this is 10 times more insane! And that’s saying something because that book had 6-foot-tall man eating grasshoppers. The way Dave Barry and Alan Zweibel switch from one crazy situation after another is hysterical.

Jeffery Puckerman is by far the more interesting character even if everything he says is a racial stereotype. It’s almost impressive how he is able to insult every ethnic group in the world in just one book. This man is either extremely racist or just plain stupid. Philip Horkman seems like the voice of reason in the beginning but as the story goes on he turns out to be almost as insane as Puckerman.

Everyone thinks these guys are masterminds but Puckerman and Horkman get through all of this craziness using plain dumb luck. I don’t know who’s dumber; these two or the people these two meet along the way. This book shows just how stupid humans can be.

I listened to this book on audiobook on a road trip with my parents. It was a bit awkward but I’m glad I listened to this book with them instead of ‘Grasshopper Jungle’. I love listening to funny books with my parents. My mom has the best laugh and my dad has silent laugh but sometimes sound comes out and it’s always a treat. I’ve never heard my dad laugh so hard in his life. I spent a majority of this book shaking my head and laughing my butt off at all the insane things these two do in this story.

If you like insane stories where things just keep getting worse and worse or if you’re a fan of ‘Dumb and Dumber’, this is the book for you.